Q.1
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. What a stupid suggestion! That's about as useful as ...
  • ... a chocolate teapot.
  • ... a hog-roast at a bar-mitzvah.
  • ... a fridge to an Inuit.
  • ... a wet Wednesday.
Q.2
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. When you said that, his face went as red as a ...
  • ... cherry.
  • ... tomato.
  • ... beetroot.
  • ... radish.
Q.3
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. The sleeping cat looks as ...
  • ... pleased as a cat on a bed.
  • ... tired as an old car.
  • ... comfortable as a king.
  • ... snug as a bug in a rug.
Q.4
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. He sat there telling us all those lies, and all the time he was as cool as ...
  • ... custard.
  • ... a cucumber.
  • ... a cube of ice.
  • ... Christmas.
Q.5
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. By the time he was 45 years old, his hair had already turned as white as ...
  • ... paper.
  • ... milk.
  • ... wool.
  • ... snow.
Q.6
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. Why do they call it 'the rush-hour'? At 8.30 most mornings, the traffic round here moves slower than ...
  • ... a snowflake.
  • ... the sun.
  • ... the snail.
  • ... a snail.
Q.7
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. My uncle rang 999 and the police arrived as quick as ...
  • ... a fish.
  • ... a flash.
  • ... a stick.
  • ... a tiger.
Q.8
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. The rain had stopped before sunset, and with the camp-fire burning we were as warm as ...
  • ... wool.
  • ... porridge.
  • ... toast.
  • ... Wembley stadium.
Q.9
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. This jacket is lovely and warm, but it doesn't feel heavy to wear. In fact, it's as light as ...
  • ... paper.
  • ... a feather.
  • ... air.
  • ... lettuce.
Q.10
Please pick the answer that fits best in the gap. All through the evening the baby was as good as ...
  • ... gum.
  • ... gold.
  • ... wood.
  • ... grandfather.
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