Q.1
Whilst some visitors to Britain think that all Londoners are Cockney, with which area of London are true Cockneys associated?
  • Southwark
  • The City of London
  • Soho
  • The east end
Q.2
To call yourself a true Cockney you must have been born within earshot of which church bells?
  • St Mary-le-Bow, Cheapside
  • St Bartholomew the Great
  • St Mary and Holy Trinity in Tower Hamlets
  • St Mary Atte Bow
Q.3
If you’re ever caught out and find yourself ‘Hank Marvin’ which of these people should you be looking out for?
  • Saddam Hussein
  • Omar Sheriff
  • Kahlil Gibran
  • Colonel Gaddafi
Q.4
Someone who has had a few Britneys, some Laurel and Hardy, a little Winona and some Calvin Klein would be which of the below?
  • Drunk
  • Vegan
  • Exhausted
  • Bankrupt
Q.5
If a Cockney was having a ‘butcher’s’ he would be doing what?
  • Working
  • Taking a look at something
  • Reading a book
  • Hanging up his jacket
Q.6
A person who chooses to speak with a Cockney accent or use the Cockney dialect rather than his or her own is commonly referred to as a what?
  • Pseudo Cockney
  • Mockney
  • Cocknee
  • Toffee
Q.7
If you are chatting in the street with a Cockney friend and as you leave she says ‘Christian’ what would she mean?
  • Be good
  • See you later
  • Don’t slip on the ice
  • Watch out for the pothole behind you
Q.8
Etymologically (according to the origins of the word) Cockney means which of these?
  • A commoner
  • Shoddy
  • A cock’s egg
  • A wheelbarrow
Q.9
Which of these could one not do with a ‘whistle’?
  • Pack it
  • Clean it
  • Wear it
  • Play it
Q.10
If a Cockney mentioned ‘Ruby Murray’ what would he be talking about?
  • A curry
  • Being in a hurry
  • A light snowfall
  • A town in Alberta, Canada
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